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Nice Meeting You Too

Loser: You know something? I like to stick ice together. –Quizno’s, St. Source

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What Is the Net Value Of This Relationship? Show Your Work.

Dorky bookstore guy: Teaching is like the biggest safety net of all.Cute dorkette: You’re my safety net!Dorky bookstore guy, seeing her: Aw, you’re my safety net. –The Strand, Broadway & 12th St...

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Oh, Elvis Costello, You’ll Always Be Cool to Me!

Suit: You know any good bars around here? Nerd: No. This area is too cool for me. –Ave A, between 6th & Source

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None of Those Hand-Me-Down Genes for Me

Asian nerd #1: … Of course, ’cause I’d rather all of them have my DNA and not some other random person’s! Asian nerd #2: No, of course, dude, I totally agree. Source

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I Looked Into The Abyss, and It Shit Itself

Geek: Well, she was dog-sitting and the dog died. The family, I guess, was someplace where they couldn’t get home, so she had to take care of it. Dude: Take care of it? Geek: Well, she was in Boston...

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Dating Riddle #486: If They Got Married, Who’d Be Settling More?

Dorky guy: Maybe I’ll take you to Lucky Cheng’s. Date: Huh? Dorky guy: I thought you’d heard of it. See, men dress up as women there. They’re called transvestites. Some of them even have had surgery. I...

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The Way He Keeps Drop-Kicking My Emotions…

Nerdy chick: Yeah, but when it comes to in-tangible objects, he’s really irresponsible. Source

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Putting Me in the Lead for Valedictorian. Booyah!

Nerdy white boy whose homework just blew away in the wind: Dang! Ghetto girl: Looks like you ain’t doin’ yo’ math homework tonight, nigga! –7 train Overheard by: Jodi... Source

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Applied Math Majors at 2AM

Black dude #1: Hey, snowflakes! Black dude #2: Wanna drink some nigga juice tonight? White chick #1 to friend: Are you sure you feel safe walking back by yourself? White chick #2: Yeah, I usually don’t...

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I Would Date That Rock

Comic geek: Talking kryptonite?! That was the worst thing ever! Cute employee: Oh, yeah? Comic geek: Yeah! A couple years ago they did a story that was narrated by Arkham Asylum. I mean, that made...

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